Groaning in the Garden
Contributed by member: Jocelyn Cameron who says:
“I’ll admit I wrote this”
Sometimes you just have to chill after gardening and think outside the box. Out there, you can tickle your funny bone and watch what happens. Here’s a glimpse:
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Any bee can balm.
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I sedum before.
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I aster but she said no.
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Why don’t trumpet vines make any sound?
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Who punched those black-eyed susans?
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Why aren’t burning bushes hot?
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Globe thistles like to travel. Who knew?
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Hollyhocks anything she finds.
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Spirea can’t see for looking.
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Why don’t fleece flowers ever get sheared?
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Lamb’s ear can’t hear anything.
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Ribbon grass never made a bow.
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Why is Zebra grass neither black nor white?
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Has loosestrife ever caused trouble? (rhetorical question)
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Why doesn’t goutweed affect your feet?
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Ever see dandelions caged in the zoo?
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Ever see a weeping willow cry?
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Has crooked willow ever done anything wrong?
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Rosemary won’t answer if you call.
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Joe Pie weed makes me hungry.
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Ever hear a valerian speech at a convocation?
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Sit astilbe as you can.
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Everyone likes the limelight sometimes.
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It’s daphne to stop before you finish.
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He never scratched so much as when he had chives.
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Some roses have large hips.
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How can mint hold onto a spear?
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Irises will never open their eyes.
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Hit your head and you’ll be at risk of artemesia.
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Take someone hosta and you’ll be in trouble.
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Have you heard the Bells of Ireland ringing at weddings?
I know yew can think of more examples, but it’s thyme to quit before we all go daisy!
Hope this makes your day a little more holly.
Keep sharp!
Thanks to Jocelyn, Jen, Marion & Brenda for pictures.
0 Replies to “Groaning in the Garden”
Wonderful! Just what I needed. Thank you Jane
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Hey, I already used a variation for black-eyed Susan! It had something to do with Rude Becky or something like that. It was just in the last few days. That trumpet vine is nice. I saw it growing wild in Oklahoma!
Very good Jocelyn! Thanks
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